optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes
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“what are you doing today”
nothing really
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
you misunderstand
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
so accurate
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what do you mean i cant name my son dorito
because thats nacho son
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you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween
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i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
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the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
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this is quite literally the best picture of cory and lea i have ever seen
are they watching a hockey game or season 4 of glee nobody can say for sure
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Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
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