i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via perfectly-nuumb)
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
(via perfectly-nuumb)
World of Color
California Adventure
Anaheim, California
(via cherishsymone)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via perfectly-nuumb)
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
(via lovelysarcastic)
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
(via dreaming-but-im-awake)
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
(via love-growswild)
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
(via love-growswild)
“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner
(via love-growswild)
